posted 16 hours ago with 144,791 notes via fastlanetolove + reblog

CARRIE FUCKING UNDERWOOD IS PREGNANT AND I TRULY DONT THINK IM ALIVE

posted 16 hours ago with 31 notes via carrie-undrwood + reblog

neoputa:

Asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

posted 16 hours ago with 208,198 notes via alexwontletjackdrive + reblog

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: )

posted 16 hours ago with 74,305 notes via alexwontletjackdrive + reblog

(Source: uncacti)

posted 16 hours ago with 52,442 notes via alexwontletjackdrive + reblog

jacky-spaghetti-barakat:

thatgreenlight:

Houston, TX (3/14/2013). (Photos by almightea)

nope not allowed

too cute

posted 16 hours ago with 14,430 notes via bootygaskarth + reblog

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

posted 17 hours ago with 215,744 notes via all-those-fairy-tales + reblog

x

posted 17 hours ago with 1,450 notes via simpleplanluc + reblog

luciferhxmmings:

can we just take a minute to thank all the bands whose concert tickets are cheap because they understand that most of us are broke teenagers that can’t even afford a pack of gum

posted 17 hours ago with 49,738 notes via divided-by-emily + reblog

fvesos:

I never thought I’d ever read anything as miraculous as this

posted 17 hours ago with 19,302 notes via mcryinginacorner + reblog
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ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

posted 17 hours ago with 47,296 notes via tomarkdeloppus182 + reblog

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

posted 17 hours ago with 93,502 notes via sayernita + reblog

untilltheendoftheline:

i have read so much fanfiction i dont even know who i am anymore

(Source: missgamora)

posted 17 hours ago with 5,489 notes via thpantaloon + reblog

rnanipulate:

[x] - alex listening to jack talk (don’t remove credit)

posted 17 hours ago with 190 notes via rnanipulate + reblog
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